General: You are outgoing and love to be at the center of attention. From the outside, you may seem flashy, flirty, and tricky but your true self is strong, full of hope to be the leader. When you fail to convince someone, you will get frustrated, and perhaps let your temper shows. Your Love, You are emotional. Many can win your heart at once, but not for long. This is why you hardly win a decent relationship.
Strengths: Optimistic, brilliantly sociable and motivated to win the best in life:))
Weaknesses- Your greatest WEAKNESS ... Unrealistic, stubborn and reluctant to confront problems
Jobs you should pursue- Politicians and media men (Unrealistic politician ra magari kaci iqneba:))
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Saturday, June 28, 2008
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| This Is My Life, Rated | |
| Life: |  6 |
| Mind: |  5.5 |
| Body: |  6.8 |
| Spirit: | 6.7 |
| Friends/Family: |  3.8 |
| Love: |  1.4 |
| Finance: | 7.1 |
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Friday, January 25, 2008
Just for the informatin
monakos erovnuli orkestri- erovnul jarze didia
spilo- erTaderTi cxovelia, romelsac 4 muxli aqvs
jorj vaSingtoni Tavis ezoSi marixuanas zrdida
adamians cxviri mTeli cxovrebis manZilze ezrdeba (kashmaar:))
1 Cveulebrivi adamianis sxeulze ufro meti cocxali organizmi binadrobs vidre- mosaxleoba dedamiwaze
espaneTi iTargmneba, rogorc - kurdRlebis miwa (amas ar apiareben)
futkars 5 Tvalis aqvs
Tu Tavis mokvla yaviT gadawyvteT (sxva araferma gaamarTla:D), mashin unda dalioT 100 Wiqa zedized
adamiani Cais ufro male eCveva vidre- heroins (neta vin Seamowma?)
yoveldriurad amerikelebi 20 000 televizors yrian nagavSi (gaiareT Cvens maRaziebSi, didi arCevania:D)
Tu 111.111.111 gavamravlebT 111.111.111-ze miviRebT 12345678987654321 (gegona 222.222.222 iqneboda? momikiTxe maTematikis masw:D)
wlis ganmavlobaSi Cveni neknebi 5 mln moZraobas axorcieleben (viTom yvelas neknebi?)
amerikelebis mxolod 55%-ma icis, rom mze- varskvlavia (da qarTvelebis..?)
didi britaneTis lordTa palatis spikers, kanonis Tanaxmad sxdomis dros saubari ekrZaleba (ninos SeatyobineT es ambavi raa)
adamiani kedelze Tavis TiTo mirtymiT 150 k/kal kargavs (saintereso ramdeni kg daiklo am ideis avtorma)
cxovrerbis manZilze adamiani kans 1000jer mainc icvlis (neta vin daiTvala?)
adamianis sxeulSi yvelaze Zlieri kunTi- enaa (gaaCnia vin rogor iyenebs)
adamianis tvini 1 wamSi 100000ze met qimiur reaqcias axorcielebs
adamiani, cxovelta samyaros erTaderTi warmomadgenelia, romelsac swori xazis gavleba SeuZlia (Tqven verc ki warmoidgenT, rogor Wirdeba Zroxas swori xazis gavleba.. ai saidan aseTi naRvliani Tvalebi:D)
Tqvens RimilSi monawileobas iRebs 17 kunTi (CemsaSi mgoni 100-120:D)
caciebi, saSualod 9 cliT naklebs cocxloben (Tumca Tu ar mocevT, ar dalevT da ar imruSebT maSin es punqti SegiZliaT baTilad CaTvaloT)
siraqlemas tvalebi ufro didi aqvs, vidre tvini (marto siraqlemas?)
saSualo moTxovnilebebis mdedri cxovrebis manZilze 3 kg pomadas moixmaras (da ras qvia saSualo "moTxovnilebebis mdedri"?)
koka-kola Tavidan iyo mwvane
yvelaze axalgazrda romis papi 11 wlis iyo (mere iyo 12 wlis da isev iyo papi)
safrangeTis mefe- ludovik XIX saxelmwifos sul 15 cuTi marTavda (GFF gTxovT daicaviT saavtoro uflebebi)
Cveulebrivi WianWvela cocxlobs 7 weli (Tu ar gaWyletT raga Tqma unda)
spilo- erTaderTi cxovelia, romelsac 4 muxli aqvs
jorj vaSingtoni Tavis ezoSi marixuanas zrdida
adamians cxviri mTeli cxovrebis manZilze ezrdeba (kashmaar:))
1 Cveulebrivi adamianis sxeulze ufro meti cocxali organizmi binadrobs vidre- mosaxleoba dedamiwaze
espaneTi iTargmneba, rogorc - kurdRlebis miwa (amas ar apiareben)
futkars 5 Tvalis aqvs
Tu Tavis mokvla yaviT gadawyvteT (sxva araferma gaamarTla:D), mashin unda dalioT 100 Wiqa zedized
adamiani Cais ufro male eCveva vidre- heroins (neta vin Seamowma?)
yoveldriurad amerikelebi 20 000 televizors yrian nagavSi (gaiareT Cvens maRaziebSi, didi arCevania:D)
Tu 111.111.111 gavamravlebT 111.111.111-ze miviRebT 12345678987654321 (gegona 222.222.222 iqneboda? momikiTxe maTematikis masw:D)
wlis ganmavlobaSi Cveni neknebi 5 mln moZraobas axorcieleben (viTom yvelas neknebi?)
amerikelebis mxolod 55%-ma icis, rom mze- varskvlavia (da qarTvelebis..?)
didi britaneTis lordTa palatis spikers, kanonis Tanaxmad sxdomis dros saubari ekrZaleba (ninos SeatyobineT es ambavi raa)
adamiani kedelze Tavis TiTo mirtymiT 150 k/kal kargavs (saintereso ramdeni kg daiklo am ideis avtorma)
cxovrerbis manZilze adamiani kans 1000jer mainc icvlis (neta vin daiTvala?)
adamianis sxeulSi yvelaze Zlieri kunTi- enaa (gaaCnia vin rogor iyenebs)
adamianis tvini 1 wamSi 100000ze met qimiur reaqcias axorcielebs
adamiani, cxovelta samyaros erTaderTi warmomadgenelia, romelsac swori xazis gavleba SeuZlia (Tqven verc ki warmoidgenT, rogor Wirdeba Zroxas swori xazis gavleba.. ai saidan aseTi naRvliani Tvalebi:D)
Tqvens RimilSi monawileobas iRebs 17 kunTi (CemsaSi mgoni 100-120:D)
caciebi, saSualod 9 cliT naklebs cocxloben (Tumca Tu ar mocevT, ar dalevT da ar imruSebT maSin es punqti SegiZliaT baTilad CaTvaloT)
siraqlemas tvalebi ufro didi aqvs, vidre tvini (marto siraqlemas?)
saSualo moTxovnilebebis mdedri cxovrebis manZilze 3 kg pomadas moixmaras (da ras qvia saSualo "moTxovnilebebis mdedri"?)
koka-kola Tavidan iyo mwvane
yvelaze axalgazrda romis papi 11 wlis iyo (mere iyo 12 wlis da isev iyo papi)
safrangeTis mefe- ludovik XIX saxelmwifos sul 15 cuTi marTavda (GFF gTxovT daicaviT saavtoro uflebebi)
Cveulebrivi WianWvela cocxlobs 7 weli (Tu ar gaWyletT raga Tqma unda)
Sunday, January 20, 2008
Test for Dementia
Below are four questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. Let's find out just how clever you really are.... Ready? GO!!
First Question: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?
Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second! Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question, but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK ?
Second Question: If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person? You're not very good at this, are you?
Third Question: Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only . Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it. Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30 . Add another1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another 1000. Now add 10 . What is the total? Scroll down for answer.....
Did you get 5000 ? The correct answer is actually 4100. If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator! Today is definitely not your day, is it? Maybe you'll get the last question right... Maybe.
Fourth Question: Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. Whatis the name of the fifth daughter?
Did you Answer Nunu? NO! Of course it isn't. Her name is Mary. Read the question again!
Okay, now the bonus round: A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitatingthe action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?
He just has to open his mouth and ask... It's really very simple:))
PASS THIS ON TO FRUSTRATE THE SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!
First Question: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?
Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second! Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question, but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK ?
Second Question: If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person? You're not very good at this, are you?
Third Question: Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only . Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it. Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30 . Add another1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another 1000. Now add 10 . What is the total? Scroll down for answer.....
Did you get 5000 ? The correct answer is actually 4100. If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator! Today is definitely not your day, is it? Maybe you'll get the last question right... Maybe.
Fourth Question: Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. Whatis the name of the fifth daughter?
Did you Answer Nunu? NO! Of course it isn't. Her name is Mary. Read the question again!
Okay, now the bonus round: A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitatingthe action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?
He just has to open his mouth and ask... It's really very simple:))
PASS THIS ON TO FRUSTRATE THE SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!
Friday, November 23, 2007
How to take proper care of a lady
1.When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes, and girls love That.
2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness(or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)
3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. they love to be roughed up.
4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is say "you better be" , repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.
5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement.
6. Recognize the small things, they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. Because jewellery is for pussy's and Asian ladies.
7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure she's looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words fcuk you and grab the other girls arse. Girls love competition.
8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because I can."
9. introduce her to your friends as "some chick". Women love those special nicknames.
10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD.
11. Warm her up when she's cold...and not by giving her your jacket...then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop b*tching about the cold right now you're going to be b*tching about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.
12. Take her to a party. When you get there she'll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party's dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.
13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn't girls?
14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! Repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. Like basketball.
15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.
16. If you care about her never ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.
17. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way she'll go crazy.
18. Take her out to dinner. Right when she's about to order interrupt and say "No she's not hungry". Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.
19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then clock her one. Girls love a spontaneous guy.
20. Give her one of your t-shirts......and make sure it has your smell on it. But not a sexy cologne smell. A bad smell. You know what I'm talking about.
22. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she'll think you're mysterious.
23. Remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects aren't important. The only thing that's important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.
24. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then next time you know she's coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don't like this one that much but I think it's funny.
25. If she's mad at you for not calling her when you say you will, promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call you're going to tell her a special surprise. Now she'll be really excited. Now don't call. That's also quite funny
2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness(or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)
3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. they love to be roughed up.
4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is say "you better be" , repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.
5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement.
6. Recognize the small things, they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. Because jewellery is for pussy's and Asian ladies.
7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure she's looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words fcuk you and grab the other girls arse. Girls love competition.
8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because I can."
9. introduce her to your friends as "some chick". Women love those special nicknames.
10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD.
11. Warm her up when she's cold...and not by giving her your jacket...then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop b*tching about the cold right now you're going to be b*tching about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.
12. Take her to a party. When you get there she'll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party's dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.
13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn't girls?
14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! Repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. Like basketball.
15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.
16. If you care about her never ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.
17. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way she'll go crazy.
18. Take her out to dinner. Right when she's about to order interrupt and say "No she's not hungry". Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.
19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then clock her one. Girls love a spontaneous guy.
20. Give her one of your t-shirts......and make sure it has your smell on it. But not a sexy cologne smell. A bad smell. You know what I'm talking about.
22. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she'll think you're mysterious.
23. Remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects aren't important. The only thing that's important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.
24. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then next time you know she's coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don't like this one that much but I think it's funny.
25. If she's mad at you for not calling her when you say you will, promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call you're going to tell her a special surprise. Now she'll be really excited. Now don't call. That's also quite funny
Friday, October 26, 2007
წინადადებები, რომლებსაც ქალი არასოდეს იტყვის!
1. დარწმუნებული ხარ, რომ საკმარისი დალიე?
2. გადავწყვიტე, სახლში ტანსაცმელი აღარ ჩავიცვა
3. ჩემმა მშობლებმა თავიანთი ქონება სიკვდილამდე უკვე გადმომირიცხეს, რას იტყოდი, შემდეგი 5 წელი რომ არ გემუშავა?
4. შენ ახლა შენ ძმაკაცებთან ერთად დასალევად არ უნდა წასულიყავი?
5. ძალიან სექსუალური ხარ, როცა მთვრალი ხარ
6. ეს შესანიშნავად მესმის, მომავალ წელს ხომ ქორწილი გვაქვს?
7. წადი მშვიდად ბიჭებთან ერთად სტაიონზე, შენ ეს დაიმსახურე
8. მისმინე, მე საკმაო ფული მაქვს, რატომ არ დაანებებ მუშაობას თავს?
9. საყვარელო, ჩვენი კეთილი ლამაზი მეზობელი ქალი ეზოში წევს და "ზაგარს" იღებს, შენ ეს აუცილებლად უნდა ნახო
10. არა, მე ამ მანქანასთან მხოლოდ ზეთის გამოსაცვლელად დავჯდები
11. რა თქმა უნდა, მე ეს არ მანერვიულებს შენი ძმაკაცები რომ კარტის სათამაშოდ მოდიან, ლუდი მოგიტანოთ?
12. გჯერა, რომ ასე უფრო გამხდარი ვჩანვარ?
13. ჩვენ ხშირად ვართ გარეთ, არ შეიძლება უფრო მეტი დრო გავატაროთ სახლში?
14. შენც ასე ფიქრობ, რომ პამელა ანდერსონს მაგარი ტანი აქვს?
15. არა, არავითარ შემთხვევაში, შენ მე უკვე ბევრი რამ მიყიდე
16. თავის ტკივილი? რა არის ეს?
17. შეინახე შენი ფული, ამ რაუნდს მე გადავიხდი
18. დიდი სიამოვნებით გიუთოვებ "საროჩკებს", ვისვენებ დაუთოვებისას
19. შენთვის პლეიბოის აბონირება გავუკეთე, ძალიან კარგი ინტერვიუებია
20. ამ 3 წყვილ ფეხსაცმელს უკან დავაბრუნებ, ძალიან ძვირია
21. შეიძლება ფეხბურთს ვუყურო? მინდა გავიგო რა შემთხვევაშია აუტი
22. ტელევიზორისთვის კარგი სავარძელი გიყიდე თავისი მაცივრით
23. ძალიან მიყვარს სახლში რომ დალეული მოდიხარ, ძალიან საყვარელი ხარ ამ დროს
24. მოდი, დღეს 1 საათი მასაჟს გაგიკეთებ
25. გაანებე თავი, სამზარეულოს კარს მე თვითონ დავკეტავ, საჭირო არაა დაინახო სამზარეულოში როგორ ვმუშაობ
26. ლოტოში ფული მოვიგე და შენ პორშე გიყიდე, მაგრამ არ გაბრაზდე, ისეთი რადიოთი, როგორიც შენ გინდოდა, უკვე გაყიდული იყო
27. ჩემ კრედიტ-კარტას მოგცემ
რას იტყვით ქალებო, ეთანხმებით? რას დაამატებდით?:)
2. გადავწყვიტე, სახლში ტანსაცმელი აღარ ჩავიცვა
3. ჩემმა მშობლებმა თავიანთი ქონება სიკვდილამდე უკვე გადმომირიცხეს, რას იტყოდი, შემდეგი 5 წელი რომ არ გემუშავა?
4. შენ ახლა შენ ძმაკაცებთან ერთად დასალევად არ უნდა წასულიყავი?
5. ძალიან სექსუალური ხარ, როცა მთვრალი ხარ
6. ეს შესანიშნავად მესმის, მომავალ წელს ხომ ქორწილი გვაქვს?
7. წადი მშვიდად ბიჭებთან ერთად სტაიონზე, შენ ეს დაიმსახურე
8. მისმინე, მე საკმაო ფული მაქვს, რატომ არ დაანებებ მუშაობას თავს?
9. საყვარელო, ჩვენი კეთილი ლამაზი მეზობელი ქალი ეზოში წევს და "ზაგარს" იღებს, შენ ეს აუცილებლად უნდა ნახო
10. არა, მე ამ მანქანასთან მხოლოდ ზეთის გამოსაცვლელად დავჯდები
11. რა თქმა უნდა, მე ეს არ მანერვიულებს შენი ძმაკაცები რომ კარტის სათამაშოდ მოდიან, ლუდი მოგიტანოთ?
12. გჯერა, რომ ასე უფრო გამხდარი ვჩანვარ?
13. ჩვენ ხშირად ვართ გარეთ, არ შეიძლება უფრო მეტი დრო გავატაროთ სახლში?
14. შენც ასე ფიქრობ, რომ პამელა ანდერსონს მაგარი ტანი აქვს?
15. არა, არავითარ შემთხვევაში, შენ მე უკვე ბევრი რამ მიყიდე
16. თავის ტკივილი? რა არის ეს?
17. შეინახე შენი ფული, ამ რაუნდს მე გადავიხდი
18. დიდი სიამოვნებით გიუთოვებ "საროჩკებს", ვისვენებ დაუთოვებისას
19. შენთვის პლეიბოის აბონირება გავუკეთე, ძალიან კარგი ინტერვიუებია
20. ამ 3 წყვილ ფეხსაცმელს უკან დავაბრუნებ, ძალიან ძვირია
21. შეიძლება ფეხბურთს ვუყურო? მინდა გავიგო რა შემთხვევაშია აუტი
22. ტელევიზორისთვის კარგი სავარძელი გიყიდე თავისი მაცივრით
23. ძალიან მიყვარს სახლში რომ დალეული მოდიხარ, ძალიან საყვარელი ხარ ამ დროს
24. მოდი, დღეს 1 საათი მასაჟს გაგიკეთებ
25. გაანებე თავი, სამზარეულოს კარს მე თვითონ დავკეტავ, საჭირო არაა დაინახო სამზარეულოში როგორ ვმუშაობ
26. ლოტოში ფული მოვიგე და შენ პორშე გიყიდე, მაგრამ არ გაბრაზდე, ისეთი რადიოთი, როგორიც შენ გინდოდა, უკვე გაყიდული იყო
27. ჩემ კრედიტ-კარტას მოგცემ
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