Just for the informatin

monakos erovnuli orkestri- erovnul jarze didia
spilo- erTaderTi cxovelia, romelsac 4 muxli aqvs
jorj vaSingtoni Tavis ezoSi marixuanas zrdida
adamians cxviri mTeli cxovrebis manZilze ezrdeba (kashmaar:))
1 Cveulebrivi adamianis sxeulze ufro meti cocxali organizmi binadrobs vidre- mosaxleoba dedamiwaze
espaneTi iTargmneba, rogorc - kurdRlebis miwa (amas ar apiareben)
futkars 5 Tvalis aqvs
Tu Tavis mokvla yaviT gadawyvteT (sxva araferma gaamarTla:D), mashin unda dalioT 100 Wiqa zedized
adamiani Cais ufro male eCveva vidre- heroins (neta vin Seamowma?)
yoveldriurad amerikelebi 20 000 televizors yrian nagavSi (gaiareT Cvens maRaziebSi, didi arCevania:D)
Tu 111.111.111 gavamravlebT 111.111.111-ze miviRebT 12345678987654321 (gegona 222.222.222 iqneboda? momikiTxe maTematikis masw:D)
wlis ganmavlobaSi Cveni neknebi 5 mln moZraobas axorcieleben (viTom yvelas neknebi?)
amerikelebis mxolod 55%-ma icis, rom mze- varskvlavia (da qarTvelebis..?)
didi britaneTis lordTa palatis spikers, kanonis Tanaxmad sxdomis dros saubari ekrZaleba (ninos SeatyobineT es ambavi raa)
adamiani kedelze Tavis TiTo mirtymiT 150 k/kal kargavs (saintereso ramdeni kg daiklo am ideis avtorma)
cxovrerbis manZilze adamiani kans 1000jer mainc icvlis (neta vin daiTvala?)
adamianis sxeulSi yvelaze Zlieri kunTi- enaa (gaaCnia vin rogor iyenebs)
adamianis tvini 1 wamSi 100000ze met qimiur reaqcias axorcielebs
adamiani, cxovelta samyaros erTaderTi warmomadgenelia, romelsac swori xazis gavleba SeuZlia (Tqven verc ki warmoidgenT, rogor Wirdeba Zroxas swori xazis gavleba.. ai saidan aseTi naRvliani Tvalebi:D)
Tqvens RimilSi monawileobas iRebs 17 kunTi (CemsaSi mgoni 100-120:D)
caciebi, saSualod 9 cliT naklebs cocxloben (Tumca Tu ar mocevT, ar dalevT da ar imruSebT maSin es punqti SegiZliaT baTilad CaTvaloT)
siraqlemas tvalebi ufro didi aqvs, vidre tvini (marto siraqlemas?)
saSualo moTxovnilebebis mdedri cxovrebis manZilze 3 kg pomadas moixmaras (da ras qvia saSualo "moTxovnilebebis mdedri"?)
koka-kola Tavidan iyo mwvane
yvelaze axalgazrda romis papi 11 wlis iyo (mere iyo 12 wlis da isev iyo papi)
safrangeTis mefe- ludovik XIX saxelmwifos sul 15 cuTi marTavda (GFF gTxovT daicaviT saavtoro uflebebi)
Cveulebrivi WianWvela cocxlobs 7 weli (Tu ar gaWyletT raga Tqma unda)

Test for Dementia

Below are four questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. Let's find out just how clever you really are.... Ready? GO!!
First Question: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second! Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question, but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK ?

Second Question: If you overtake the last person, then you are...?

Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person? You're not very good at this, are you?

Third Question: Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only . Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it. Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30 . Add another1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another 1000. Now add 10 . What is the total? Scroll down for answer.....

Did you get 5000 ? The correct answer is actually 4100. If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator! Today is definitely not your day, is it? Maybe you'll get the last question right... Maybe.

Fourth Question: Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. Whatis the name of the fifth daughter?

Did you Answer Nunu? NO! Of course it isn't. Her name is Mary. Read the question again!

Okay, now the bonus round: A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitatingthe action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?

He just has to open his mouth and ask... It's really very simple:))

PASS THIS ON TO FRUSTRATE THE SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!

How to take proper care of a lady

1.When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes, and girls love That.
2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness(or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)
3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. they love to be roughed up.
4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is say "you better be" , repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.
5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement.
6. Recognize the small things, they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. Because jewellery is for pussy's and Asian ladies.
7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure she's looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words fcuk you and grab the other girls arse. Girls love competition.
8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because I can."
9. introduce her to your friends as "some chick". Women love those special nicknames.
10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD.
11. Warm her up when she's cold...and not by giving her your jacket...then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop b*tching about the cold right now you're going to be b*tching about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.
12. Take her to a party. When you get there she'll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party's dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.
13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn't girls?
14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! Repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. Like basketball.
15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.
16. If you care about her never ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.
17. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way she'll go crazy.
18. Take her out to dinner. Right when she's about to order interrupt and say "No she's not hungry". Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.
19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then clock her one. Girls love a spontaneous guy.
20. Give her one of your t-shirts......and make sure it has your smell on it. But not a sexy cologne smell. A bad smell. You know what I'm talking about.
22. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she'll think you're mysterious.
23. Remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects aren't important. The only thing that's important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.
24. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then next time you know she's coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don't like this one that much but I think it's funny.
25. If she's mad at you for not calling her when you say you will, promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call you're going to tell her a special surprise. Now she'll be really excited. Now don't call. That's also quite funny

წინადადებები, რომლებსაც ქალი არასოდეს იტყვის!

1. დარწმუნებული ხარ, რომ საკმარისი დალიე?
2. გადავწყვიტე, სახლში ტანსაცმელი აღარ ჩავიცვა
3. ჩემმა მშობლებმა თავიანთი ქონება სიკვდილამდე უკვე გადმომირიცხეს, რას იტყოდი, შემდეგი 5 წელი რომ არ გემუშავა?
4. შენ ახლა შენ ძმაკაცებთან ერთად დასალევად არ უნდა წასულიყავი?
5. ძალიან სექსუალური ხარ, როცა მთვრალი ხარ
6. ეს შესანიშნავად მესმის, მომავალ წელს ხომ ქორწილი გვაქვს?
7. წადი მშვიდად ბიჭებთან ერთად სტაიონზე, შენ ეს დაიმსახურე
8. მისმინე, მე საკმაო ფული მაქვს, რატომ არ დაანებებ მუშაობას თავს?
9. საყვარელო, ჩვენი კეთილი ლამაზი მეზობელი ქალი ეზოში წევს და "ზაგარს" იღებს, შენ ეს აუცილებლად უნდა ნახო
10. არა, მე ამ მანქანასთან მხოლოდ ზეთის გამოსაცვლელად დავჯდები
11. რა თქმა უნდა, მე ეს არ მანერვიულებს შენი ძმაკაცები რომ კარტის სათამაშოდ მოდიან, ლუდი მოგიტანოთ?
12. გჯერა, რომ ასე უფრო გამხდარი ვჩანვარ?
13. ჩვენ ხშირად ვართ გარეთ, არ შეიძლება უფრო მეტი დრო გავატაროთ სახლში?
14. შენც ასე ფიქრობ, რომ პამელა ანდერსონს მაგარი ტანი აქვს?
15. არა, არავითარ შემთხვევაში, შენ მე უკვე ბევრი რამ მიყიდე
16. თავის ტკივილი? რა არის ეს?
17. შეინახე შენი ფული, ამ რაუნდს მე გადავიხდი
18. დიდი სიამოვნებით გიუთოვებ "საროჩკებს", ვისვენებ დაუთოვებისას
19. შენთვის პლეიბოის აბონირება გავუკეთე, ძალიან კარგი ინტერვიუებია
20. ამ 3 წყვილ ფეხსაცმელს უკან დავაბრუნებ, ძალიან ძვირია
21. შეიძლება ფეხბურთს ვუყურო? მინდა გავიგო რა შემთხვევაშია აუტი
22. ტელევიზორისთვის კარგი სავარძელი გიყიდე თავისი მაცივრით
23. ძალიან მიყვარს სახლში რომ დალეული მოდიხარ, ძალიან საყვარელი ხარ ამ დროს
24. მოდი, დღეს 1 საათი მასაჟს გაგიკეთებ
25. გაანებე თავი, სამზარეულოს კარს მე თვითონ დავკეტავ, საჭირო არაა დაინახო სამზარეულოში როგორ ვმუშაობ
26. ლოტოში ფული მოვიგე და შენ პორშე გიყიდე, მაგრამ არ გაბრაზდე, ისეთი რადიოთი, როგორიც შენ გინდოდა, უკვე გაყიდული იყო
27. ჩემ კრედიტ-კარტას მოგცემ


რას იტყვით ქალებო, ეთანხმებით? რას დაამატებდით?:)

Diet Rules..... For Cheaters (like me)

მარადაქტუალური თემა ქალებისათვის

1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.
2. If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, the calories in the candy bar are canceled out by the diet soda.
3. When you eat with someone else, calories don't count if you don't eat more than they do.
4. Food used for medicinal purposes NEVER count, such as hot chocolate, brandy, toast and Sara Lee Cheesecake.
5. If you fatten up everyone else around you, then you look thinner.
6. Movie related foods (Milk Duds, Buttered Popcorn, Junior Mints, Red Hots, Tootsie Rolls, etc.) do not have additional calories because they are part of the entertainment package and not part of one's personal fuel.
7. Cookie pieces contain no fat--the process of breaking causes fat leakage.
8. Things licked off knives and spoons have no calories if you are in the process of preparing something. Examples are peanut butter on a knife making a sandwich and ice cream on a spoon making a sundae.
9. Foods that have the same color have the same number of calories. Examples are: spinach and pistachio ice cream; mushrooms and white chocolate. NOTE: Chocolate is a universal color and may be substituted for any other food color.
10. Foods that are frozen have no calories because calories are units of heat. Examples are ice cream, frozen pies, and Popsicles.

კრეაწივი :)

Envy The quietest vacuum cleaner in it's class

Strong but sensitive

ცხოველთა სამყარო :)

მინდა ასეთი ცხენი :)

თოვლის ფანტელი

იცოდით რომ თითოეული თოვლის ფანტელი უნიკალური ფორმისაა? არ ვიცი, არ მკითხოთ, მე არ დავკვირვებივარ :) მიკროსკოპის ქვეშაც ასე საყვარლად გამოიყურებიან...

თუ მოიწყინეთ....:)

Things To Do When You're Bored

-Water your dog...see if he grows
-Whine
-Have a formal dinner at White Castle
-Change your mind
-Change it back
-Watch the sun...see if it moves
-Stand on your head
-Stand on someone else's head
-See how long you can stay awake
-See how long you can sleep
-Be someone special
-Mail it to a friend
-Calmly have a nervous breakdown
-Be blue
-Be red
-But don't be orange
-Watch a watch until it stops
-Take your sofa for a walk
-Annoy yourself
-Develop a complex
-Wriggle
-Donate your brother's body to science
-Sharpen your sleeping skills
-Try to join Hell's Angels by mail
-Find a bug and chase it
-Adopt strange mannerisms
-Embarrass yourself
-Use an eraser until it goes away
-Have a headache
-Declare war
-Drop your cat off the roof to see if it lands on all four feet
-Be in the wrong place at the right time
-Drink as much prune juice as you can
-Go to a cemetery and verbally abuse dead people
-Find the heat capacity of your chemistry professor
-Find out how many ways there really are to skin a cat
-Wear a T-shirt that says "I'll walk on you to see The Who" and a peace sign
-Bronze your sister's turtle
-See how long it takes for her to notice
-See what she does when she notices
-Bronze your sister

MISCELLANEOUS SENTIMENTS..:)

"I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you, I've changed my mind."
"I must admit, you brought Religion in my life. I never believed in Hell till I met you."
"Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder: What the hell was I thinking?"
"Happy Birthday! You look great for your age... Almost Lifelike!
"When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broke up, I think it's time you kept your promise."
"I knew the day would come when you would leave me for my best friend So here's his leash, water bowl and chew toys."
"We have been friends for a very long time, what say we call it quits."
"I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're here."
"Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday so we're having you put to sleep."
"You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket.... I'd miss you heaps and think of you often."

Saw something today
That reminded me of you.
As a matter of fact it was
The shit on my shoe!

Heard your wife left you.
How upset you must be.
Well don't worry about her....
She moved in with me!

Ways to annoy people

Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
Ask people what gender they are.
Practice making fax and modem noises.
Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip..."
If you have a glass, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
Speak only in a "robot" voice.
Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
Name your dog "Dog."
Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."
Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace."
Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.
Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."
Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
Drum on every available surface.
Staple papers in the middle of the page.
Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
Set alarms for random times.
Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
only type in lowercase.
dont use any punctuation either
Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."
Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
Wear a LOT of cologne.
Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."
Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
Never make eye contact.
Never break eye contact.
Make appointments for the 31st of September.
Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
And finally........recommend our site to them :-)

5 STAGES OF DRUNKENNESS

Stage 1 - SMART This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known Universe. You know you know everything and want to pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this stage you are always RIGHT. And of course the person you are talking to is very WRONG. This makes for an interesting argument when both parties are SMART.
Stage 2 - GOOD LOOKING This is when you realize that you are the BEST LOOKING person in the entire bar and that people fancy you. You can go up to a perfect stranger knowing they fancy you and really want to talk to you. Bear in mind that you are still SMART, so you can talk to this person about any subject under the sun.
Stage 3 - RICH This is when you suddenly become the richest person in the world. You can buy drinks for the entire bar because you have an armored truck full of money parked behind the bar. You can also make bets at this stage, because of course, you are still SMART, so naturally you win all your bets. It doesn't matter how much you bet 'cause you are RICH. You will also buy drinks for everyone that you fancy, because now you are the BEST LOOKING person in the world.
Stage 4 - BULLET PROOF You are now ready to pick fights with anyone and everyone especially those with whom you have been betting or arguing. This is because nothing can hurt you. At this point you can also go up to the partners of the people who you fancy and challenge to a battle of wits or money. You have no fear of losing this battle because you are SMART, you are RICH and hell, you're BETTER LOOKING than they are anyway!
Stage 5 - INVISIBLE This is the Final Stage of Drunkenness. At this point you can do anything because NO ONE CAN SEE YOU. You dance on a table to impress the people who you fancy because the rest of the people in the room cannot see you. You are also invisible to the person who wants to fight you. You can walk through the street singing at the top of your lungs because no one can see or hear you and because you're still SMART you know all the words.

Bar Phrases

"You get this one, next round is on me." - We won't be here long enough to get another round.
"I don't feel well, lets go home." (female) - You are paying more attention to your friends than me.
"I don't feel well, lets go home." (male) - I'm horny.
"I've had like 10 beers already." - I've only had 3, but I need an excuse to behave this way.
"Who's got the next round?" - I haven't bought a round in almost 3 years, but I am an expert at diverting attention.
"No, really, I'm OK to drive." - I'm wasted and should have someone bring me home but I am too embarrassed to have anybody see who I am going home with.
"I'm not used to these darts." - I'm not used to throwing anything smaller than a pool cue when I am this bombed.
"Excuse me." (male to male) - Get out of the way.
"Excuse me." (male to female) - I am going to grope you now.
"Excuse me." (female to male) - Don't even think about groping me, just get out of the way.
"Excuse me." (female to female) - Move your butt. Who do you think you are anyway? You are not all that, missy, and don't think for one minute that you are. Coming in here dressing like a ho... Get your eyes off of my man, or I'll slap you like the slut you are.
"That person looks really familiar." - Did I sleep with him/her?