რამდენიმე დღის წინ ვიპოვე ეს პინგვინი ერთ საინტერესო ბლოგზე, ჯერჯერობით არ ვიცი როგორ ხდება ლინკების მითითება და თავს შევიკავებ :)
Tuesday, April 3, 2007
უბრალოდ საყვარელი პინგვინი:)
რამდენიმე დღის წინ ვიპოვე ეს პინგვინი ერთ საინტერესო ბლოგზე, ჯერჯერობით არ ვიცი როგორ ხდება ლინკების მითითება და თავს შევიკავებ :)
გუდაური..
სრულიად შემთხვევით ამოვყავი თავი მაგთის კონკურსზე გუდაურში, ძალიან მომეწონა.
არა და რა საოცარია, ჩემი ნიჭის პატრონი (თხილამურებით სრიალში) როგორ არ ვიყავი აქამდე ნამყოფი..:) ამჯერად ყველაფერმა თხილამურებისა და ექსცესების გარეშე ჩაიარა..
გადავწყვიტე წელს ძალიან მაგრად თუ არა ისე მაინც ვისწავლო ცურვა და თხილამურებზე დგომა, მომბეზრდა უკვე პენსიონერული დასვენება.. :)
ე.წ. ძველით ახალი წელი ბაკურიანში..
როგორც იქნა აგვიხდა "ოცნება" და ახალ წელს ბაკურიანში შევხვდით, მართალია "ძველით ახალ წელს" მაგრამ მაინც...
თამუნამ როგორ ყოველთვის იზრუნა ჩვენი ოთახის დეკორაციაზე და თბილისდან ნაძვის ხეც კი წამოიღო..:)
სიმბოლური საახალწლო სუფრაა, უზარმაზარი შამპანური, 2 ლარიანი საჩუქრები, ბუხრიანი სახლი (თამუნა!!:)) და "საანგელოზჩიკე" თოვლი.. სხვა რა შეიძლება ინატროს ადამიანმა ახალი წლის ღამეს?! :)
მე, თხილამურები, ციგურები...
ამ თემისთვის ცალკე პოსტის არ დათმობა უბრალოდ არ შემეძლო....
რამოდენიმე წლის ბაკურიანში რეგულარული დასვენების შემდეგ, როგორც იქნა გადავწყვიტე თხილამურებზე და ციგურებზეც კი დავმდგარიყავი, ყოველ შემთხვევაში მეცადა მაინც...
მოვლენები კი ასე განვითარდა..
როგორც დიდი Scarbra-john იტყოდა It's hard to be humble...:)))
5 STAGES OF DRUNKENNESS
Stage 1 - SMART This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known Universe. You know you know everything and want to pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this stage you are always RIGHT. And of course the person you are talking to is very WRONG. This makes for an interesting argument when both parties are SMART.
Stage 2 - GOOD LOOKING This is when you realize that you are the BEST LOOKING person in the entire bar and that people fancy you. You can go up to a perfect stranger knowing they fancy you and really want to talk to you. Bear in mind that you are still SMART, so you can talk to this person about any subject under the sun.
Stage 3 - RICH This is when you suddenly become the richest person in the world. You can buy drinks for the entire bar because you have an armored truck full of money parked behind the bar. You can also make bets at this stage, because of course, you are still SMART, so naturally you win all your bets. It doesn't matter how much you bet 'cause you are RICH. You will also buy drinks for everyone that you fancy, because now you are the BEST LOOKING person in the world.
Stage 4 - BULLET PROOF You are now ready to pick fights with anyone and everyone especially those with whom you have been betting or arguing. This is because nothing can hurt you. At this point you can also go up to the partners of the people who you fancy and challenge to a battle of wits or money. You have no fear of losing this battle because you are SMART, you are RICH and hell, you're BETTER LOOKING than they are anyway!
Stage 5 - INVISIBLE This is the Final Stage of Drunkenness. At this point you can do anything because NO ONE CAN SEE YOU. You dance on a table to impress the people who you fancy because the rest of the people in the room cannot see you. You are also invisible to the person who wants to fight you. You can walk through the street singing at the top of your lungs because no one can see or hear you and because you're still SMART you know all the words.
Stage 2 - GOOD LOOKING This is when you realize that you are the BEST LOOKING person in the entire bar and that people fancy you. You can go up to a perfect stranger knowing they fancy you and really want to talk to you. Bear in mind that you are still SMART, so you can talk to this person about any subject under the sun.
Stage 3 - RICH This is when you suddenly become the richest person in the world. You can buy drinks for the entire bar because you have an armored truck full of money parked behind the bar. You can also make bets at this stage, because of course, you are still SMART, so naturally you win all your bets. It doesn't matter how much you bet 'cause you are RICH. You will also buy drinks for everyone that you fancy, because now you are the BEST LOOKING person in the world.
Stage 4 - BULLET PROOF You are now ready to pick fights with anyone and everyone especially those with whom you have been betting or arguing. This is because nothing can hurt you. At this point you can also go up to the partners of the people who you fancy and challenge to a battle of wits or money. You have no fear of losing this battle because you are SMART, you are RICH and hell, you're BETTER LOOKING than they are anyway!
Stage 5 - INVISIBLE This is the Final Stage of Drunkenness. At this point you can do anything because NO ONE CAN SEE YOU. You dance on a table to impress the people who you fancy because the rest of the people in the room cannot see you. You are also invisible to the person who wants to fight you. You can walk through the street singing at the top of your lungs because no one can see or hear you and because you're still SMART you know all the words.
Bar Phrases
"You get this one, next round is on me." - We won't be here long enough to get another round.
"I don't feel well, lets go home." (female) - You are paying more attention to your friends than me.
"I don't feel well, lets go home." (male) - I'm horny.
"I've had like 10 beers already." - I've only had 3, but I need an excuse to behave this way.
"Who's got the next round?" - I haven't bought a round in almost 3 years, but I am an expert at diverting attention.
"No, really, I'm OK to drive." - I'm wasted and should have someone bring me home but I am too embarrassed to have anybody see who I am going home with.
"I'm not used to these darts." - I'm not used to throwing anything smaller than a pool cue when I am this bombed.
"Excuse me." (male to male) - Get out of the way.
"Excuse me." (male to female) - I am going to grope you now.
"Excuse me." (female to male) - Don't even think about groping me, just get out of the way.
"Excuse me." (female to female) - Move your butt. Who do you think you are anyway? You are not all that, missy, and don't think for one minute that you are. Coming in here dressing like a ho... Get your eyes off of my man, or I'll slap you like the slut you are.
"That person looks really familiar." - Did I sleep with him/her?
"I don't feel well, lets go home." (female) - You are paying more attention to your friends than me.
"I don't feel well, lets go home." (male) - I'm horny.
"I've had like 10 beers already." - I've only had 3, but I need an excuse to behave this way.
"Who's got the next round?" - I haven't bought a round in almost 3 years, but I am an expert at diverting attention.
"No, really, I'm OK to drive." - I'm wasted and should have someone bring me home but I am too embarrassed to have anybody see who I am going home with.
"I'm not used to these darts." - I'm not used to throwing anything smaller than a pool cue when I am this bombed.
"Excuse me." (male to male) - Get out of the way.
"Excuse me." (male to female) - I am going to grope you now.
"Excuse me." (female to male) - Don't even think about groping me, just get out of the way.
"Excuse me." (female to female) - Move your butt. Who do you think you are anyway? You are not all that, missy, and don't think for one minute that you are. Coming in here dressing like a ho... Get your eyes off of my man, or I'll slap you like the slut you are.
"That person looks really familiar." - Did I sleep with him/her?
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